My 3 year old son was standing on one end of the living room staring out into the middle of room. He had on his Wrangler jeans (a must wear everyday!), a cowboy shirt (another must wear!) and his cowboy hat. He had taken his belt off and was holding onto it like a microphone. Then he started chattering (like an auctioneer)….”chatter, chatter, chatter, bull, chatter, 2 year old bull, chatter, chatter, bull” – you get the idea. So I said “Hey look at that awesome auctioneer, he’s doing a great job selling those bulls!”
He looks at me, “Mom, it’s a rodeo”.
“Oh you’re a rodeo announcer?” I said.
“Yup”, and away he went with his chatter & bulls!